Octopus still loves Shark

Octopus and Shark were in love, once. It was a turbulent affair - and like most turbulent affairs, the end was messy. Octopus tried to forget and even began to find joy in simple things again - like children's choirs and blockbuster comedies. But then, months later, they ran into each other at a party. It was awkward.

So Octopus ate Shark.